The week in celeb Twitter & Insta snaps

16:00, Mar 02 2014
The week in celeb self snaps
AZIZ ANSARI: Scrap that, baby Aziz in sky blue dungas has just proven that there's merit in reinstating Throwback Thursday.
The week in celeb self snaps
MICHELLE OBAMA: Dear Instagram, Kindly do away with Throwback Thursday as FLOTUS just owned it with this snap. PS: Either Michelle was a lot taller than her peers or she's accidentally found herself in the 'tots' class rather than the 'teen' jazzercise.
The week in celeb self snaps
BETTE MIDLER: The Divine Miss M giving it a thumbs up on a luge. This is basically the greeting I hope for when ascending into heaven (if I make the cut. Does ironing your own hair and committing sins against your own strands jeopardise that?).
The week in celeb self snaps
JOHN CUSACK: The most concerning thing about this photo? That it contains a cassette tape.
The week in celeb self snaps
JUSTIN BIEBER: Check that bronze gorilla, his face says it all. 'I'm just going to stare unwaveringly at the autumnal leaves until this jerk in pleather zespys makes like a tree and leafs. Mmm ... leaves ... yummy. Oh god he's still here.'
The week in celeb self snaps
KENDALL JENNER: With a garage like that I do truly worry for any Kardashian under five - they're really going to have to go to Lance Armstrong-like efforts (minus the drugs) to stay even a teensy bit grounded.
The week in celeb self snaps
KIERNAN SHIPKA: At 15 (Amandla Stenberg - aka Rue in Hunger Games); 17 (Lorde) and 14 (Kiernan Shipka) this trio of ladies have more class and poise (and cizash) than about 80 per cent of the general population. Look at them with their herbal teas and waters - I wish they'd been around when Li-Lo was in her Mean Girls phase, maybe they could've kept her on track.
The week in celeb self snaps
KHLOE KARDASHIAN: Mini G wagons and Hummer fire trucks aside, Nori is possibly the cutest child alive.
The week in celeb self snaps
LUPITA NYONG'O: Well, they are just glorified moths.
The week in celeb self snaps
MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ: M-Rod captioned this as a bit of 'peace and quiet' but pointed out that the mosquitos 'are killer' wherever she is. Well she's just playing with fire then. Let's hope she didn't get any bites where the sun don't shine as that's enough to ruin even the most Zen of holidays. It's hard to chill by the pool with a mag while all your brain can focus on is how much the point where your back and crack meet itches.
The week in celeb self snaps
RIHANNA: Well that's just a burnt ear (I've been there) waiting to happen. (Did any of you actually iron-iron, as in on an ironing board, your hair pre-straighteners? Nope? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOK4aBYNh3s" target="_blank">Ew.</a> I know who would do that*). *I did. Often.
The week in celeb self snaps
SAMUEL L JACKSON: The fact that he owns - let alone wears - this T-shirt makes me very happy. "I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!"
The week in celeb self snaps
SHANE WARNE: Hold onto your office swivel chairs ladies and gents ... he of the perfectly-applied highlights is newly single! (Although clearly very bad at paintball).

Rihanna, Shane Warne & Michelle Rodriguez live dangerously while Biebs and the 'Dashians are, well, themselves.

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