The week's celeb Twitter & Insta snaps

04:05, Mar 12 2014
The week's best celeb self snaps
BEYONCE: I woke up this morning convinced that Beyonce could pull off anything - and then I saw her sequin nipple stage suit. This is a stretch even for her. (That said if I was making a musical about Scientology I'd make Xenu a chick and put her in this hot mess. Oh god, psst, is Beyonce Xenu?! It'd explain how she pulled that visual album out the bag while on tour ... ).
The week's best celeb self snaps
DEMI LOVATO: Hands where we can see 'em Uncle Bill.
The week's best celeb self snaps
DREW BARRYMORE: Carbs, cheese, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon (I like her more now we all know she swears like a hopped-up trucker) - this photo contains many of my favourite things.
The week's best celeb self snaps
GISELE: Actually, scrap pizza and cool A-listers ... BABY ELEPHANT, BABY ELEPHANT, BABY ELEPHANT.
The week's best celeb self snaps
IRELAND BALDWIN: So this week she dyed her hair purple and then appeared to hammer tomatoes on the footpath and stick toothpicks in them - ah, the crazy hazy lives of celebu-spawn.
The week's best celeb self snaps
JARED LETO: I swear, Jared has the best ombre I've ever seen. DAMN YOU Hay-Zeus! How do you get it so shiny?!
The week's best celeb self snaps
KHLOE KARDASHIAN: Here's another ombre fan (she's also clearly a HUGE fan of lipliner and other lip boosting tools).
The week's best celeb self snaps
LUPITA NYONG'O: Here's Lupes wearing a headband that Ellen gifted her as a joke - she pulls it off.
The week's best celeb self snaps
NICKI MINAJ: Meanwhile, she's almost certainly a shapeshifter.
The week's best celeb self snaps
SELENA GOMEZ: My brain also seems to be unable to compute that Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens are different people. This is all getting too much. I think I need a sit down. Oh, I am sitting down. A lie down then. That's it, I'm going home.
The week's best celeb self snaps
TAYLOR SWIFT: I'm fairly sure Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss are the same person. Which is why this picture makes my brain want to Bieber all over its Cyrus.
The week's best celeb self snaps
THE ROCK: Dwayne's doing the 5:2. This is his restricted calorie day.

This week, Beyonce shows off her shiny stuff; Demi hangs out with Bill Clinton while Nicki Minaj proves she's the master of disguises. 

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