The week in celeb Instagram snaps

16:00, Mar 16 2014
The week in celeb self snaps
CHRISSY TEIGEN: I think the fact that my eyes shot straight to her ombre mani and I thought 'ooh, a rainbow of lilacs, so quiche!' means I'm basically a 0 on the Kinsey Scale.
The week in celeb self snaps
CINDY CRAWFORD: Things learned from this Throwback Thursday: not even the most beautiful woman in the world can pull off a perm.
The week in celeb self snaps
COLIN POWELL: Take that millennials! Here's a photo of a 16-year-old Colin Powell showing us all how a selfie's done (that's right, that means this photo was taken 60 years ago, as CP's now 76). PS: What's that standing pillow creature on his bed?! I've now stared at it for a good long while and am blanking more than a Travolta at The Oscars.
The week in celeb self snaps
EMMY ROSSUM: I'm wondering what kind of a dinner the Shameless actress is at considering they have bloodied hands on tap? (Spot the other floating limb in the background).
The week in celeb self snaps
JACK ANTONOFF: It's not the fact that Lena Dunham and her rocker boyf' are hanging out with FLOTUS and POTUS that's perplexing me; it's the fact that they all seem to be dressed like extras from that 'I-had-to-pretend-to-love-it-to-be-cool-but-actually-found-it-snoozeville' movie Moonrise Kingdom that has me head scratching.
The week in celeb self snaps
JUSTIN BIEBER: Ew, look at that little bum-fluff 'tache. It's actually threatening to bring back up my Monday morning McMuffin.
The week in celeb self snaps
KIM KARDASHIAN: Breaking news ... the entire Kardashian clan share one toothbrush.
The week in celeb self snaps
LORDE: Lorde and Elie Goulding share a more PG kiss snap than Miley and Katy recently did (and I'm guessing this one won't soon devolve into a mean girl twitter war that makes King Joffrey look like a level-headed good sort in comparison).
The week in celeb self snaps
MADONNA: This photo sits just above hepatitis apples on my gross-ness-o-meter.
The week in celeb self snaps
RITA ORA: See, even a girl and her dog put Biebs' menopausal-lady-face to shame.
The week in celeb self snaps
TARA REID: Speaking of movies that were more entertaining than Moonrise Kingdom, this is from the set of Sharknado II. Aaaaand ... judging from Kelly O's outfit we may be in for SHARKS ON A PLANE?!

Madonna out-Mileys Cyrus, Kim K wears a bikini and Lorde smooches a fellow celeb.

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