By the time the royal kids are teens, Kate will know that being a mother is a tougher gig than being a Queen.
"My boobs are a result of breastfeeding, and I love them. I am just as sexy!"
"I didn't choose to be a mother. I just fell in love with a man who came with two little people as part of the package."
"Motherhood has changed me. I'm probably more boring. Especially to my child-free friends."
She's off for a girls' weekend. He's left in charge of the kids. It can't be that difficult, can it?