The week in celeb Instagram snaps
MILEY CYRUS: Cyrus the virus and her chamomile coloured tongue are baaaack! It's almost ombre ... from raspberry ... to off white to yellow. Her brows be banging though.
ZAC EFRON: Zefron gives Jared Leto a run for his money in the 'World's Prettiest Brunette Man' competition. Big lips from Glee still holds the title of 'World's Prettiest Blonde Man'.
VICTORIA BECKHAM: I'm sure VB is a wonderful, witty, lovely person, but her 'photo face' is just creepy, and the expression on the face of the woman behind her holding the book sums it up nicely. 'Step away from that baby you child-snatching vamp.'
TAYLOR SWIFT: Swifty is friends with EVERYONE ... I love it! Here she is hanging with La Lena Dunham. Word is she's going to guest star on Girls. Girls just got a lot girlier.
MADONNA: Madge, Sting and the late Tupac - that's a lot of musical genres and number one hits at one table. Hands where we can see 'em Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner!
MACAULEY CULKIN: Here's Macauley wearing a T-shirt with Ryan Gosling wearing a T-shirt with Macauley on it. My brain is now dripping out of my ear from all the meta-ness.
LUPITA NYONG'O: Darcy's looking trim! PS: I thought Lupes was rocking some seriously tall hair but then realised it was actually just a brunette woman standing behind her. 'Sit down pleb, sit down. Can't you see there's a celebrity social media photo being taken over here?! Jeez ... some people ...'
KIM KARDASHIAN: Here's Kim K standing next to the peony and rose flower wall Kanye gifted her. I think if you're buying perishable walls you should probably be giving more to charity.
KIM KARDASHIAN: Here it is in all its glory. I hope that thing's stable for wee Nori's sake.
LINDSAY LOHAN: Well I bet this was a subdued and sober evening. Maybe they played Scrabble and then discussed how the first 100 pages of The Luminaries is really hard to get through but then it totally pays off.
JUSTIN BIEBER: Don't get me wrong, I respect little Justin Bieber. The small boy Biebs who busked on the streets and could drum like a bad ass. But grown Justin Bieber is quite another matter - here he's posted a picture of himself before he was a douche, but with his current self Photoshopped in. Pull your pants up man child, have some respect for the cool you who wore clothes!
KENDALL JENNER: Rip your eyes away from the side boob for a second and glance at Ms Jenner's phone ... I'm sorry, but celebrities are such weirdos. If whatever's on your phone is so confidential that you'll have to blur it out then just don't post the freaking picture. It's not like it's a piece of pictorial genius. Maybe she was pulling a Kim and Googling herself.
HUGH JACKMAN: Here's Wolverine with the folks who cooked him brekkie in Singapore. I'm fairly sure that most celebrities would be insufferable in real life, but going through Hugh Jackman's Instagram it's pretty damn clear he's just the nicest dude in the world. The nicest man in the world wears very high pants.
JASON MOMOA: Khal Drogo has an Instagram?! My morning mindless smartphone scroll just got livened up.
50 CENT: Jason Statham somehow makes a skivvy look bad ass. Side note: Fiddy captioned this 'I'm super cool, I'm 50'. I really admire his confidence.
CHRISSY TEIGEN: Speaking of amazing captions, Chrissy captioned this - 'I do not recall this.' My girl crush has just sky rocketed. Mmm ... noodles ... of the instant variety ...
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In this week's best celebrity Instagram snaps Miley Cyrus is back, Hugh Jackman is lovely, Macauley Culkin is meta, Madonna's nostalgic and Lindsay, Kendall, Bieber and Cara are, well, you'll see ...
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