GEORGE COSTANZA IN SEINFELD: This glorious moment in the history of erotic photography is from an episode in which Kramer ropes George into being his model. Kramer is like a Terry Richardson parody, "Feel the beat ... Feel. The. Beat." While George proves that men can keep their socks on and still be sexy. Scroll down to watch some live action, well, action.
EVERY TIME SONNY BILL HAS TO CHANGE HIS SHIRT ON THE FIELD: In the words of one of our colleagues, 'I don't like jocks but I get the power of that.' This man mountain traverses genres.
PRINCE HARRY IN AFGHANISTAN: Okay, okay, this photo taken back in 2008 was before the ginger prince really peaked in hotness, but still, it's a royal, in a combat zone, playing rugby, topless.
THE SEVENS TEAM'S WET SHIRTLESS HAKA: Our Sevens team do shirtless hakas all the time ... seriously, we've just trawled through about 300 images of them (tough job) ... but when the heavens decided to pour its nectar down upon the lads to make them all sheeny and majestic, this magic happened. Their victory dance in Hong Kong this year went viral, with about 3,000 news websites sharing the glorious soggy-pecs-filled pictures.
TOM SELLECK AS MAGNUM PI: His moustache looks like a broom, his jeans are an abomination and he appears to be holding a landline with its cord pulled out, and yet Tom Selleck still looks sexy. This man's angel-pillow of a hairy chest is incomparable.
VLADIMIR PUTIN: We don't know why those wet dish rag visitors complained about the fact that every hotel room constructed for the Sochi Winter Olympics had topless portraits of Vlad in them. In fact, it's now a requirement for us that our hotels boast such trophies. Next time we search on a booking site we'll tick 'Non-smoking'; 'mini-bar', 'king beds', and 'semi-erotic nature art featuring Vladimir Putin - preferably with goggles on'.
IGGY POP EVERY TIME HE'S ON STAGE: His veins may now look like maggi noodles and his stomach like an elephant's ear, but two things are for sure ... a) the legendary singer-songwriter basically invented being half-nekked on stage and b) dude has a lust for life and is looking pretty good at 66.
D'ANGELO IN HOW DOES IT FEEL: This moment from the bare-chested cannon has a slightly sad twist. Anyone over 25 and under 40 will remember this music video for soul singer D'Angelo's 'How Does It Feel' ... well, notice how we haven't really seen anything from the brilliant musician since? It turns out the objectification he felt after this music video - with ladies just screaming take it off every time he went on stage - led the singer to just drop out of the music biz at the height of his career in 2000; abuse drugs and alcohol; get arrested and add almost 80 kilos to his frame.
SHANE WARNE'S SELFIES: Save these images on your phone so that if you're ever feeling a bit hot and bothered and worried you may do something you'll regret you can pop these suckers up on your screen to dampen things right down.
WILL FERRELL IN BLADES OF GLORY: This is what a real skater's body looks like.