SANTA SAYS: I love Christmas in Marlborough. Cherries, stawberries, asparagus. It sure beats that lump of coal they leave me in Europe.
SANTA SAYS: I'm considering upgrading my sleigh for one of these Interislander ferries. It might improve my carbon footprint and they sure do hold a lot of presents.
SANTA SAYS: How was I to know low riders were no longer in fashion? It's not like I get vogue at the pole!
SANTA SAYS: Julia Child suggested we make our own chocolates this year but I think I should leave it up to Makana. I majored in distribution not production.
SANTA SAYS: I know they are pretty basic sandcastles but you should see me work with snow!
SANTA SAYS: I scream, you scream, we scream for ICE CREAM.
SANTA SAYS: How am I going to eat icecream through all this hair?
SANTA SAYS: Bugger Jenny Craig! Two for me, one for the Christmas stockings, two for me, one for the Christmas stockings....
SANTA SAYS: Enjoy those long summer days in a Marlborough vineyard but don't drink and drive unless like me, your blanc beverage is a trim milk with added calcium.
SANTA SAYS: I hope the kids can't see the glass of pinot noir I have in my other hand. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
SANTA SAYS: Hmmm, I think I might come back for the Marlborough Wine and Food festival on February 13, 2010
SANTA SAYS: Kids have all the best fun!
SANTA SAYS: Who needs ham or turkey for Christmas when I can fish up a trout for free!
Santa says: Fishing rods make great Christmas presents.
SANTA SAYS: I look good in waders
SANTA SAYS: These waders would be great when I'm fishing with the polar bears at the North Pole
SANTA SAYS: SAVE OUR MAKOS because there's nothing better than watching a good kiwi rugby match during my off season at the North Pole.
SANTA SAYS: Just remember I know when you've been naughty, I know when you've been nice. I know when you've been good or bad so be good for goodness sake! And MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
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