Santa says: You didn't know I sneak into town before Christmas to check out who is being naughty and who is being nice.
Santa says, This kayak will come in handy when I'm delivering gifts to children in the Marlborough Sounds
Santa says: Don't tell Mrs Claus you saw me here at Highfield with Allison.
Santa says: I should get the elves to build me a magnificent museum like this one at Omaka. Those folks sure do look real.
Santa says: Yes, I have your name in my 'good children' book. It says Margaret Taurima ,3, would like enough presents to fill her pillow case right up to her ears.
Santa says, Ah, Christmas in the southern hemisphere is mighty fine. Stawberries & cream, my favourite.
Santa says, I've had a GPS installed in my hat so it points to the next chimney on my delivery list.
Santa says, I'm not sure why my hair and beard turned white while my hairy legs remained a youthful black.
Santa says, WARNING: I've included this photo of yet another Santa impersonator. These imposters can't be trusted. Anyone can see he is not me -he's wearing brown shoes.
Santa says, Photographer Ben Curran was thrilled when I offered to push his car out of the gravel. Silly boy, now he's listed in my 'naughty book'. No gifts for you this year young man!
Santa says, This would never happen if everyone was more environmentally aware and used reindeer.
Santa says, Merry Christmas Marlborough
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