Merry Marlborough Christmas

Yeah whatever Rudolf. Watch me catch this next set of rapids

Darn global warming. The rocks keep sticking through the snow at the Pole and scratching my board.

Will this genuine imitation velvet suit shrink in these pristine Marlborough waters?

Santa I know I'm not supposed to pinch my sister but it's really all her fault and the dog put those chocolate wrappers under my bed and I have no idea who sprayed dad's shaving foam all over the cat, said Cody Smith

All these years you've been wondering where I get my naughty and nice information - Well Marlborough, big brother is watching YOU!

The question is .... have these guys been naughty or nice?

Oh Teddy, there is no need to thank me. I deliver presents to everyone in the whole world.

Dam those reindeer joining the union and demanding a 8 hour work day. How am I supposed to deliver gifts to the world in that short time.

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free.

Gates won't keep me out - I can see you have a chimney

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Phew, Mother Claus get's so mad when I draw yellow pictures in the snow

Mighty fine paper this one. I've been reading it online all year. Merry Christmas Marlborough