Today in Politics: Friday, February 28

Last updated 05:00 28/02/2014

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Chris Laidlaw chosen as chairman of Greater Wellington Regional Council Free trade agreement top priority as PM John Key finally arrives in India Former MPs and spouses spend over $700k on taxpayer-funded travel New Zealand under a Gary McCormick regime Report reveals details of Gerry Brownlee airport incident PM John Key arrives in Jakarta en route to India Prime Minister John Key's trade trip to India has been anything but smooth sailing 100 Aucklanders take up Government offer to relocate with $5000 grant Government to examine funding application for Joseph Parker world boxing title fight How does John Key fly around the world, and why did his plane break down?

What's good enough for the Pope is good enough for me

The Young Nats marked John Key's visit to Canterbury University yesterday by offering a $100 voucher to whoever took the best ''selfie''  with the prime minister. Mr Key laughed off the competition as a bit of harmless fun and said it seemed like a nice way to get more people to sign up with the Young Nats. ''If the Pope's good for a selfie, so am I.''

Statements from Whyte, Craig offside with Key

Mr Key's patience with his potential allies is wearing thin after the latest burst of wackiness, this time from new ACT leader Jamie Whyte. Dr Whyte suggested the state should butt out of cases of incest between consenting adults.  This follows similarly unfathomable statements by Conservative Party leader Colin Craig on chem trails and the moon landing.  ''I  think it's pretty silly, actually,'' Mr Key said. ''There's no place for incest, it's a ridiculous kind of statement.''

Ministry's touchee subject raises laughter with sector

The Education Ministry's new way of sorting the sheep from the goats when it comes to charter planning and reporting has provoked much hilarity in the sector. It breaks schools down into ''no touch'', ''light touch'' and ''firm touch'' institutions. That prompted Whangarei principal Pat Newman to ask in an email where the touching would happen, who would do it, and ''what legal recourse will a touchee have if the touching doesn't come up to expectations''.

Political video modelled on The Office a YouTube hit

A State Services Commission video explaining political neutrality to public servants clocked up more than 5000 hits on YouTube the day after its release, a spokeswoman says.  The video, a spoof of the hit TV show ifThe Officenf, attracted positive and negative attention on social media after it was released in conjunction with written guidelines for state servants on their obligations for impartiality in an election year.

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