Andrew Gunn: When PM RelateableBill went rogue on Twitter
RelatableBill Hello @everyone Bill English twittering at you. After my pineapple and spaghetti pizza and walking-and-running posts went virulent I've decided to
RelatableBill What happened?
HeyPaula Oh @RelatableBill you silly but fundamentally competent old duffer! This is Twitter and there's max 140 characters! #lolz
RelatableBill Oop. My bod
HeyPaula No, it's "My bad" ! #facepalm! #butunderstandable #seriousjob #goodoldBill
RelatableBill As I was saying from now on I'll be twittering daily to demonstrate that I have street cred and authenticity
BeehivePR Sir that last part was not for publication. PM me
RelatableBill @BeehivePR Prime Minister you? No, Prime Minister me, I think you'll find
BeehivePR No it means "Private Message". Private message me
RelatableBill Oop. My bod
BeehivePR God help us
HeyPaula @RelatableBill you're hilarious! #ordinarybloke
RelatableBill error404 page cannot be found
HeyPaula @RelatableBill sorry what was that last funny thing?
RelatableBill @HeyPaula just trying to twitter a pic of an amusing yellow cartoon character
HeyPaula @RelatableBill Minion
RelatableBill @HeyPaula Steady on there's no need for that
MangereMum (1/2) Excuse me is this where I can let someone know there's someone with two kids sleeping in a car outside my house
MangereMum (2/2) And I'm a bit worried about them
JacindaSmiles Can I establish my credibility by pointing out that by the government's own Housing Affordability Measure 4 out of 5 Kiwis struggle to afford a home
HeyPaula @JacindaSmiles No you can't #zipitsweetie #zipitgood
MangereMum @Jacinda Smiles Is that true?
HeyPaula People, people! This is the Prime Minister's twitter feed – why are you bringing politics into it? #spoilsports #boo!
RealDonaldJTrump My very good friend William English, whom I got to know deeply in one phone call, is being treated very very badly by twitter trolls. Sad!
RealDonaldJTrump Don't let them get you William! Remember no politician in history has been treated worse than me! Ever!
RemainsofJFK Hold my beer
AlfredNgaroMP @RelatableBill Hello Leader! Loving this new twitter account! Looking forward to working with you more! #teamplayerme
AlfredNgaroMP Hello? Anyone?
AlfredNgaroMP Is this thing on?
RelatableBill Looking forward to volunteering at working bee at local kindergarten this coming weekend #buildingawall
RealDonaldJTrump MEXICO WILL PAY!
RelatableBill Just took the kids to a "food truck" at a "night market". Had "pad thai" #delicious!
RelatableBill Though from a fiscal and planning viewpoint in the medium to long term the sustainability of using trucks for the purpose of serving food is
BeehivePR No. Sir. No. Stay on message. #policyfreezone #funBill
RelatableBill @BeehivePR was that supposed to be a PM too?
BeehivePR Bugger. Sorry.
WannaCry @RelatableBill Your twitter account has been HACKED. Pay 300 euros in bitcoin IMMEDIATELY.
BeehivePR @RelatableBill URGENT ignore above message, pay no money #scam #beware
RelatableBill @BeehivePR no worries, I've been too busy PM-ing a Nigerian prince - think I've solved our infrastructure funding problems for ever! #forthewin
RelatableBill @StephenJoyce pse forward me the country's internet banking details ASAP
HeyPaula Oh @RelatableBill you're such a hoot! #morelolz!
RelatableBill Am I? Why?