It's one way to reduce the costs of staff cutbacks and encourage improved performance.

"Jones, at Microsoft we want lions, not wildebeest. Your car is 400 meters away... if you can get from inside this building to your car without being taken down, you get that promotion. What are you gonna be Jones? A lion or a wildebeest?"

I knew it, Techy nerds are the new "Graduate" ! "You're trying to seduce me Mrs Robbinson, aren't you?" puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What do you mean "Wrong sort of cougar?"

What is the name of Apple's operating system? This is not a set up is it.

cougars smell funny. Squeak miestergeneral

I'm sure there will be plenty of cougars that work for microsoft. 35+ career women who have never had time for a proper relationship come out of the woodwork at night to prowl on the young geeks. ha.

That's what happens when humans encroach on animals territory. I hope it can be found & relocated to safety. I'm sure it has alot more to fear from nasty humans than humans have to fear from it. I used to hike in cougar (mountain lion) territory and was never harmed. Neither did I harm any of them.

Kim Cattral is in Redmond???

Pffffff, you can see packs of cougars all the time at Lagerfield

Sure it wasn't a Snow Leopard?

Haha a cougar eh? Well there are a lot of rich preppy boys to prey on..

..oh wait you mean the animal.