Celeb Twitter & Insta snaps of the week

17:00, Jun 15 2014
The week in celeb self snaps
ALAN CUMMING: The fantastic Alan C's caption for this photo of himself with Hugh Jackman, LL Cool J and TI is pure gold: 'Sometimes real life can feel like being on drugs'.
The week in celeb self snaps
CARA DELEVINGNE: This lady loves to smooch, and here she is planting a puckered lip on fashion journalist Yale Breslin (I think it's safe to say Michelle needn't be getting her heckles up over this one however).
The week in celeb self snaps
DAVID HASSELHOFF: Zip it up Hoff, go on. Now please. Up we go. Your chest is the colour of wet terracotta.
The week in celeb self snaps
HEIDI KLUM: Heidi and Mel B really need to re-negotiate the dressing room specs in their America's Got Talent contracts.
The week in celeb self snaps
KATY PERRY: My skin hasn't created any UV-borne Vit D in about three months. Freaking office jobs. Ergo, I'm currently about to hulk out with jealousy over these snaps of Katy Perry just lounging (hopefully with sunscreen on, natch) in some undisclosed tropical location. Oh to see a palm tree ...
The week in celeb self snaps
KHLOE KARDASHIAN: The hatred emanating from all of the Kardashian women towards Kanye (on his wedding day no less) is palpable. Kylie, far left, is my favourite here, her face is all, 'oh just shut your face for one second'. Khloe looks to be the only one that doesn't want to dunk Kanye's head in a vat of sour milk. PS: Pimp Mama Kris' boobs though. PERF' mother of the bride outfit.
The week in celeb self snaps
KIM KARDASHIAN: Grumpy Kanye, meet Grumpy North West (Kim's oblivious to both).
The week in celeb self snaps
LILY RABE: The wonderful American Horror Story actress shared a snap of her Shakespeare In The Park co-star and it's only freaking Oberyn Martell - aka Chilean hunk Pedro Pascall. PS: Learn from your mistakes lad ... less chat, more action.
The week in celeb self snaps
LORDE: She's found the girth-tastic version of Pharell's vertically-blessed Mountie Hat.
The week in celeb self snaps
MATT MORAN: Who knew he was hiding delts like that under those chef whites?!
The week in celeb self snaps
REESE WITHERSPOON: We've all seen the cop video. We all know this hoodie wearing, pokie playing, four-drink juggling woman is the real America's Sweetheart.
The week in celeb self snaps
ROSIE HUNTINGTON WHITELEY: Here's a super cute #throwbackthursday: girlfriend clearly knew about flattering leg angles and smizing from day one.
The week in celeb self snaps
TOM CRUISE: Tom has clearly just told Rob Lowe and Emilio Estevez about his date with Cher. That's right, Tom Cruise and Cher reportedly had a wee fling back in the days when Tom wore Lynx and popped pimples. Cher even recently said that Tom was among her 'top five lovers'. Eew.
The week in celeb self snaps
JANUARY JONES: But here's the week's best throwback, January circa 1996 for a bridal catalogue. Juliet Veils: makers of frothy nightmares that will date terribly.

In the week's best celebrity Twitter and Instagram photos, the Kardashians give Kanye the evils, Lorde out-hats Pharrell and a celeb chef surprises us with his muscles.

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