Super-duper-supermodel Gisele Bundchen, 33, is a business owner, wife, mother, philanthropist, the world's richest model ... but now she's trying to be a singer, crooning for H&M's Northern Hemisphere summer campaign.
Thoughts? We actually quite find the whole thing quite awks'.
The ultra-glam Brazilian model sings a remake of Blondie's 1978 hit Heart Of Glass. Well, when we say sing, we actually mean she breathily talks over hide-her-voice beats produced by superstar DJ Bob Sinclair, and that it's almost impossible to make out what she's actually saying.
The music video basically goes like this: Gisele writhing in a bikini; horses running on the beach (how very Bound II of them); Gisele writhing in a cut-out one piece and a hat; Gisele writhing around a microphone; more horses; more Gisele writhing, this time with some cloth; writhing medley ... and then she walks away, job done.
But, on the plus side, all proceeds from the song will go straight to UNICEF's work on education, so, at the end of the day, good on them (but, still, please don't quit your many day jobs Ms Bund).
Here's the original, which features a little less writhing and a lot more singing ...
Leo's feeling it ...