The flat, the furious & The Noughty XI

Last updated 17:53 14/09/2009

There has been some furious debate about the wretched performances of the New Zealand team in Sri Lanka this week - we really were dreadful with the bat against Sri Lanka and India. Flat. Woeful. Inept.

The usual "sack them all", "bring the young blokes in", "unprofessional", "Moles is crap", "overpaid", "no ticker", "Kane Williamson for president" calls have been made by observers this week, but the reality is that the best players are probably there.

However, we have now lost 7 of our last 8 ODIs to Australia, India and Sri Lanka so the side should not be beyond reproach. Given the top order batting on display this week, some confident swinging of the willow from Son of Rodney Redmond could have been a worthwhile inclusion for the looming Champions Trophy. I am a genuine Maccaphiliac so I would have Craig McMillan straight back in there if he could be swayed. The records of Michael Papps, Jamie How, Scott Styris and Peter Fulton are also within cooee of the players that are in the team at present. 

Of course, the Trophy squad is already named and none of the blokes above is there. Of the limited options that are on the table, I think Gareth Hopkins, Mr Grittiness, is due a start. Jacob Oram continues to wrestle with some batting demons that he will surely shake sometime soon. Brendon McCullum's had one ton and 15 half-centuries in his career but the average of 28.07 lags How, Chris Cairns and even Mathew Sinclair at the moment. He'd be back down the order for me.

Lack of performance is one thing, but it's also hard to comprehend some of the selections of late. Brendon Diamanti was added to the Champions Trophy squad, but didn't play in the ODIs this week. Nathan McCullum played, but he is now unwanted for the tour to South Africa. Jeetan Patel didn't play the ODIs but is going to the Republic. Meanwhile Daryl Tuffey was added to the Champions Trophy squad - he played in the T20s and the first ODI in Sri Lanka despite NZC saying he wouldn't as they wanted to take a spin trio into the limited overs formats. Curious.

Champions Trophy Squad: Daniel Vettori (c), Neil Broom, Brendon Diamanti, Grant Elliott, Martin Guptill, Gareth Hopkins, Brendon McCullum, Kyle Mills, Jacob Oram, Jeetan Patel, Jesse Ryder, Ross Taylor, Daryl Tuffey, Shane Bond, Ian Butler.

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If we look at the best one-day cricket performers for New Zealand since 2000, we can see that many of the players in the team at present stack up favourably with the other contenders from the decade. Of course, it is entirely possible that as players like Guptill, Elliott and Ryder rack up more performances their numbers may decline given that each still yet to play 20 ODIs. Note too that Papps' spectacular average comes from a mere six innings. Who cares anyway - here's the XI...

 Team of the Noughties (2000-2009): Michael Papps (Bat ave 51.75), Nathan Astle (Bat 36.12), Martin Guptill (Bat 47.30), Roger Twose (Bat 42.90), Ross Taylor (Bat 37.15), Grant Elliott (Bat 48.40, ball 25.15), Brendon McCullum (Bat 28.07), Dion Nash (Ball 25.86), Kyle Mills (Ball 26.41), Shane Bond (Ball 19.45), Daniel Vettori (Ball 31.33, econ 4.05).

 Unlucky: Jesse Ryder (Bat 34.69), Jamie How (Bat 34.44), Matt Walker (Ball 29.75), Jacob Oram (Bat 24.40, ball 30.99), Andre Adams, (Ball 31.00), Simon Doull (Ball 31.00), Shayne O'Connor (Ball 31.19), Paul Wiseman (Ball 27.30).

Qual: minimum of 100 runs/100 balls

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Eddy the eagle   #1   06:14 pm Sep 14 2009

"unprofessional", "overpaid", "no ticker", calls have been made''.

So tell me Holden, that was an incredibly gutsy and disciplined effort in the test series wasn't it? You know when Guptill tried to pull anything that moved before holing out in the deep, sign posted in fact, Oram reversed swept, McCullum swept his third ball in the air, and Ryder didn't move his feet. Thats professional and showing ticker huh? Overpaid? You betcha. They should hand pack their match fees. I suggest you watch the tape again, Holden.

Sean the Sheep   #2   08:16 pm Sep 14 2009

Nice one Holden. Papps may have had a high average but 2 not-outs out of 6 digs inflate that and the strike rate was shocking (.60). Jesse would be my opener (.90). If you think his stats are likely to fall as he plays more, Eddy must be rubbing off on you.

Funny that Macca and Flem wouldn't make the squad (averages in the high 20's low 30's).

Once Christopher Cairns wasn't too shabby in the 00s (32 with bat, 32 with ball - would put him ahead of Jake but still behind the Saffa Import, statistically at least, but as a match-winner??).

So 7 (or 8 if I incl Jesse) of the best 11 players this decade are in the squad. Don't know if that says much or not :(

The Holden   #3   10:51 pm Sep 14 2009

StS: Yes fair call there chap - Elliott and Guptill will probably end up with stats lower than 47-48 in the end, but (a) I hope I am wrong about that; and (b) I should exonerate Ryder and possibly Taylor too.

Eddy: I don't recall seeing us play Test cricket in the past week. If it made me as miserable and vitriolic as it makes you, I would never watch cricket again. (By the way, somewhere else you were banging on about how you would rather have a team that gutsed it out to 5th day - that is exactly what we did in the 2nd Test but you're still whining.)

Ace   #4   10:58 pm Sep 14 2009

Eddy, if you're so smart and addicted to answering your own questions why don't you name us your XI from 2000-2009 or do you hate every singleo one of our players too much to be able to choose a team?

Eddy the eagle   #5   11:19 pm Sep 14 2009

The only one that was battling on the last day was the captain who wasn't even a batsman. And we still, erm....lost, Holden. The fact you're getting satisfaction from another loss says it all. We lost the 2 match series 2-0 and lost both the one dayers - badly too. Or are you going to say we won a couple of slap and tickle 20/20's so all is not lost? Besides, the shots they got out to in the tests were similar to the one dayers - awful. But hey, you don't like the cold hard facts staring you in the face do you. Bring out the pom pons instead!

Eddy the eagle   #6   11:43 pm Sep 14 2009

Hates a strong word, Ace. I never used it. And I have been asked questions from Sean and dan s. For the record I said the team now is woeful due to the poor administration since 2004 and the inability of players to want to learn and fight hard for their country. Seen in the pathetic shots they display in getting out. As for my 2000-09 x1 it is as follows: Astle, Fleming, Taylor, Twose, Cairns, Styris, McCullum, Vettori, Mills, Bond, Allott. But at the end of the day test cricket is where its at. As Ian Chappell rightly said on cricinfo recently the fact you can win a match and not even bowl the other side out says it all.

Sean the Sheep   #7   08:25 am Sep 15 2009

hahahaha Allott? Mate, his back was stuffed by 2000. "His" world cup was '99. Quick check: http://stats.cricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/36179.html?class=2;spanmax1=31+Dec+2009;spanmin1=01+Jan+2000;spanval1=span;template=results;type=bowling 9 games in the 00s. 9 wickets @ 45, and economy of 5.67. So not only are you unreasonably anti (in the same manner you accuse us of being unreasonably pro) you actually have no idea either?

Perhaps you should go back to you VHS tapes of your 80's heroes and leave the comments about modern cricketers to those that know something about the subject.

Napierinframe   #8   09:03 am Sep 15 2009

Our batting does suck, doesn't it? Sinclair has been one of the best batters in Domestic for years. But he's got to be one of the most abused in terms of sellection. He does fantastically for CD, gets a rare call-up, has one bad day and gets shunted back down again after one game. It's neither fair on him, nor our team's chances. I think Riggor Richardson put it best on The Crowd Goes Wild last Thursday / Friday when he said something along the lines of "In 2001, our main pace bowling attack was Bond, Tuffey and Mills, here we are in 2009 and our pace bowling attack is..... Bond, Tuffey and Mills" Where's the development? Where's the fresh blood? (Where's Tim Southee?) We are basically the same team we were almost a decade ago and we weren't that flash then, either. We were a superpower in the 80's. The "Young Guns" weren't so flash in the 90's and the "Noughties" team has an all too similar average to its decade. Clean a few slates, start afresh, launch some new international careers.

Sean the Sheep   #9   09:43 am Sep 15 2009

Napierinframe, that's what we've been forced to do with the batting, I shudder to think how bad we'd be if our experienced bowlers were all dumped as well. Bond and Mills are there because they are the best limited overs pace bowlers we've got. Tuffey is much of a muchness with half a dozen others. Southee should be in there as far as I'm concerned but a year or two at domestic level will probably help him more than a few more 1/60 off 8 overs performances.

Eddy the eagle   #10   09:51 am Sep 15 2009

Allott had a ODI average of 23, that is outstanding. I realise his WC was 99 (thank you for pointing out the obvious, Sean) but he also played in 2000 - so he qualifies. And his ODI average was from 31 matches, last time I looked a WC doesn't have 31 matches. Or would you prefer Jeff Wilson or Michael Mason in there? And I know enough about modern players, Sean - they have no technique and discipline.


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