In-form New Zealand opener facing a race against time to be fit for the first test against England at Lord's on May 21.
Former England cricketer slams test opener, saying he is 'living in cloud cuckoo land' about his record as captain.
Highest score, most sixes and a rampant run rate have NZ star proving his worth in cricket's richest league.
The coach is under immense pressure, the best XI remains utterly unclear and the team is struggling to rediscover form.
Batsman follows other big names into wilderness to leave England desperately short of experience for Ashes.