<i>Helpful hints to ending the World Cup nightmare</i>

HOLY GRAIL: The World Cup has become an increasingly elusive prize for New Zealand rugby. It might be time to take a more simple approach.
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HOLY GRAIL: The World Cup has become an increasingly elusive prize for New Zealand rugby. It might be time to take a more simple approach.

There are four years until the next World Cup and that should be plenty of time to right some recurring wrongs. So here are a few things that the All Blacks can start thinking about now to help their chances of success on home soil.

  • Pick the best team at the start of 2011 and keep playing them.

  • In fact, make sure the best team is playing most, if not all, of 2010 as well.

  • Ensure there is a world class centre in place well before the tournament.

  • Be prepared to forsake a bit of style in the name of victory.

  • Start some dropgoal practice now.

  • Forget about any sort of mid-tournament break - don't even go to Mission Bay for a swim.

  • Leave the Wags out of the frame altogether.

  • Put some passion into the national anthem.

  • Go back to the white alternate jersey.

  • Drop the fancy hotels and consider billeting the boys out at some stage.

  • Don't carry any injured players into the tournament or on to the playing field.

  • Drop the hi-tech fitness regime and get a simple approach from the Gordon Tietjens school of training.

  • Leave "mental skills coach" Gilbert Enoka out of the management equation.

  • How about a speech or two from any of the following: Buck Shelford, Sean Fitzpatrick, Zinzan Brooke, Joe Stanley, or David Kirk? All are World Cup winners and all are mental giants.

  • Play like your blood really is mixed with the soil of our great grounds.

  • Be your own masters, not products of your sponsors.

  • Hope like heck that the NZRU ensures the tournament is actually played in New Zealand and doesn't stuff up the home advantage.

  • Sort out a sensible player agent curfew.

  • Don't even mention the name Webb Ellis until the start of the tournament year.

  • Drop all references to 1991, 1999, 2003 and 2007.

  • Avoid France or Australia until the final.

  • Keep Nelson Mandela away from the Springboks.

  • Acknowledge your fans whether you win or lose.
  • Rugbyheaven