READER REPORT:

Shh, Charlotte is behind you

Last updated 05:00 23/11/2012
dawson
NOT SO LOUD: Anti-wrinkle cream advocate, Charlotte Dawson.

Related Links

Trolling Charlotte Dawson I'm so embarrassed My most embarrassing moment

Relevant offers

Stuff Nation

A week in Germany for 28 Euro Your favourite Kiwi country pub What else could go wrong? Weather photo of the week: Dec 26, 2014 Pet of the day: On a high An anti-Christmas day Pet of the day: Tiberius' first Christmas What to watch on the Christmas TV box Show us your Christmas spread A threatened species: the male teacher

Quite a few years ago now, my sister had just come back from her two-year OE.

We were in town in Wellington and I was showing her how things had changed. We were in the chemist at the old James Smiths site and my sister asked me, "who is this Charlotte Dawson person, she seems to be everywhere?", and pointed to a large picture of Dawson advertising an anti-wrinkle formula.

I, very scathingly, replied that she was "some slapper that we had gotten rid of but Australia had sent back to us because they had had enough of her".

I continued on while walking around the poster, which was on an easel, saying, "God knows why she is advertising anti-wrinkle cream, she's botoxed to hell anyway ...".

Who was sitting behind the easel showing customers her beautifully smooth skin and new wrinkle cream?

Yep, Charlotte friggin' Dawson. Be careful people, you never know who may be listening.


View all contributions
Ad Feedback

Comments

Special offers
Opinion poll

Can the Black Caps win the World Cup?

Yes

No

It's too early to say

I hate cricket

Vote Result

Related story: (See story)

Featured Promotions

Sponsored Content