First date disasters: 'He's not suitable'
On a date back in the early part of the 2000s in Hamilton, the lady I was meeting turned up with her seven-year-old daughter.
We sat down for a drink and the daughter asked me a raft of questions. The mother said nothing, even when I prompted her.
After 30 minutes of this, and with me trying to get answers to my own questions the little girl said to her mother: "No, he is not suitable."
They then got up and left.
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