Butt Posh's so scrawny
BY CATHERINE WOULFE
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WHO comes to mind when we say "bony-bum celeb"? Right, now try "biggest butt in Hollywood".
You came up with Posh and J-Lo, right?
We sure did, so we were blown away when scrawny footballer's wife/designer Victoria Beckham told an American magazine this week that she wears the same dress size as Jennifer Lopez, who is known for her bootylicious behind.
Beckham was talking about her acclaimed range of figure-hugging dresses, and told the mag: "My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes.
"Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore. And who'd have thought I'd be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!"
Think about it though. Of course, Posh can easily fit into anything J-Lo wears. It would look like a pup-tent on her, of course, and she'd go through a whole roll of invisible tape trying to hold it up.
So we won't believe they're the same size until we see J-Lo squeeze into one of Posh's outfits –- without slashing it down the middle or cutting the back out.
Posh was no doubt trying to talk herself heavier to rubbish persistent rumours that her husband David is worried about her weight. We think she'd be better off just giving eating a go.
- © Fairfax NZ News
