What's more likely to make you laugh because of its stupidity than humour? A Christmas cracker.
That's lame we know, but hardly worse than some of the jokes that are popping up at #shareyourcrackerjokes on twitter.
Here a few of the gems the Taranaki Daily News spotted:
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.
What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it, man
What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? Coffin medicine
What animal needs oiling? a mouse, cause it squeaks.
What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit? An egg
Why do birds fly south in winter? Cause it's too far to walk.
What do you call two robbers? A pair of knickers
What do you call a train full of toffee? A chew chew train.
Who invented fireworks? Some bright spark.
Why was Cinderella no good at football? Her coach was a pumpkin.
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