Christmas cracker jokes

Last updated 14:52 25/12/2012
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Cracker jokes are more often lame than funny

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What's more likely to make you laugh because of its stupidity than humour?  A Christmas cracker.

That's lame we know, but hardly worse than some of the jokes that are popping up at #shareyourcrackerjokes on twitter.

Here a few of the gems the Taranaki Daily News spotted:

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it, man

What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? Coffin medicine

What animal needs oiling? a mouse, cause it squeaks.

What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit? An egg

Why do birds fly south in winter? Cause it's too far to walk.

What do you call two robbers? A pair of knickers

What do you call a train full of toffee? A chew chew train.

Who invented fireworks? Some bright spark.

Why was Cinderella no good at football? Her coach was a pumpkin.

 

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