Christmas cracker jokes

Last updated 14:52 25/12/2012
tdn cracker stand
FAIRFAX NZ
Cracker jokes are more often lame than funny

Relevant offers

What's more likely to make you laugh because of its stupidity than humour?  A Christmas cracker.

That's lame we know, but hardly worse than some of the jokes that are popping up at #shareyourcrackerjokes on twitter.

Here a few of the gems the Taranaki Daily News spotted:

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it, man

What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? Coffin medicine

What animal needs oiling? a mouse, cause it squeaks.

What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit? An egg

Why do birds fly south in winter? Cause it's too far to walk.

What do you call two robbers? A pair of knickers

What do you call a train full of toffee? A chew chew train.

Who invented fireworks? Some bright spark.

Why was Cinderella no good at football? Her coach was a pumpkin.

 

Ad Feedback

- Taranaki Daily News

Special offers
Opinion poll

Where do you buy most of your books nowadays?

Specialist book stores

Stationery/book stores

Local online retailers

Overseas online retailers

Vote Result

Related story: Online sales final page for independent bookshop

Featured Promotions

Sponsored Content

TDN dailynews long2

TDN North Taranaki Midweek

The North Taranaki Midweek's online

Get your mid week news fix

TDN South Taranaki Star

South Taranaki Star online

Get your South Taranaki news online

Small-celebrations-TDN

Celebrations

View marriage and birth notices from around the region

Small-Deaths-TDN

Death Notices

View obituaries from around the region

Family Notices