Live long and prosper, Earth
Mr Spock, the starship Enterprise's ultra- rational science officer, would've had only one word for the Government's procrastination over the emissions trading scheme: "Illogical".
Mind you, Mr Spock would have to utilise a fair swag of his impressive Vulcan intelligence to convince Tim Groser, easily the smartest man in John Key's Cabinet, that, on the emissions trading scheme, Government policy is running counter to our national interest.
Mr Groser, unlike so many of his colleagues these days, hasn't the slightest of qualms about defending his position in the news media. His rather arrogant assumption he will not be bested by any journalist this country cares to throw at him is, sadly, yet to be disproved. Hearing him defend Government policy makes me very glad that, as New Zealand's trade (if not its climate change) minister, he sits on our side of the negotiating table. And yet, even the talented Mr Groser is having difficulty justifying the Government's decision to defer, yet again, the full implementation of this country's "all sectors, all gasses" emissions trading scheme.
How would those aboard the Enterprise see it?
In orbit, high above the earth, Mr Spock examines the readings of the Enterprise's sensors and shakes his head.
"There can be no doubt, Captain, that this planet is undergoing rapid climate change. The rate at which its polar ice-cap is melting, of itself, merits notification to the Galactic Science Foundation. You will also note these smoke plumes, characteristic of significant forest- fuelled conflagrations, on the smaller of the northern continents, as well as the sharply elevated temperature readings on its eastern seaboard.
"And yet, a cursory analysis of intercepted planetary communications suggests its political and business elites are proving remarkably reluctant to heed the repeated warnings of their scientific advisers. Such consistent evidence of psychological denial among so many responsible individuals is troubling, Captain, and puzzling.
"I have found only one political entity willing to advance an all- encompassing scheme for reducing its carbon and methane emissions. It is located here, in the lower reaches of the planet's southern hemisphere.
"Clearly, at some point, its political and business elites responded to the scientific evidence and formulated a scheme for reducing their country's emissions. And yet, for some reason, they keep delaying its comprehensive implementation."
"Perhaps they're afraid of getting too far ahead of their neighbours," replied Mr Spock's commanding officer and friend, Captain James T Kirk.
"The planet's crudely competitive economic system would likely penalise any nation state that imposed excessive costs on its major export industries."
"Illogical, Captain. This relatively small nation's long-term economic interests can only be served by aggressively challenging the hesitation of its much larger trading partners. Its remote location on the planet places it at an extraordinary disadvantage.
"As the effects of accelerating climate change take their toll on the human populations inhabiting the larger land masses, the planet's complex webs of communication and transportation will begin to break down. The citizens of this nation will find themselves isolated at the bottom of an increasingly torrid world.
"Their only logical course of action, Captain, is to provide the global population with a powerful demonstration of the measures necessary to retard the climate trends already threatening the planet's higher life forms. If their elites believe the science, they must act. Yet their constant procrastination signals only doubt. It's tantamount to declaring the crisis is not yet acute; that there is time to spare. But their scientists already know this is not correct."
"They're human, Spock, all too human. Your Vulcan half cannot fathom how such an intelligent primate can behave in ways so damaging to its chances of long- term survival."
"It is certainly difficult, Captain."
"Believe me, Spock, when I say that if we were to hit their largest cities with photon torpedoes, human civilisation would unite in a second against the common enemy. They're genetically programmed to resist immediate dangers, Spock - not slow-motion threats."
"Then I fear, Captain, they will not survive."
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