Kiwi men great lovers

Last updated 12:27 02/10/2009

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Kiwi men have been voted the eighth best lovers in world.

Topping a poll of 15,000 women found that Spaniards are the best.

Germans are considered ''too smelly'' so topped the worst lovers' list.

English lovers came second in the worst lovers' list  because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded ''too quick to finish'' and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.

Men from Holland were ''too rough'' between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being ''too dominating'' in the bedroom.

Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.

Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).

Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.

A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.'' 

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS:

1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

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Danny   #26   11:09 pm Jun 14 2010

Ok, so what question was posed to these women exactly?! "rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for your answers." ? - Anyone else see anything a bit silly with this? lol

yolande   #25   07:44 pm Jan 17 2010

My kiwi guy was a 2-minute wonder with (as I found out later) a teen porn habit. He came from the Manawatu and had to be taught the rudimentary basics of sex despite having a a wealth of experience with Kiwi ex-girlfriends. I would like to know where women are finding these Kiwi blokes who are such great lovers.

"I want to die in my sheep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like his ex-wives"

ashleybabe   #24   04:36 pm Nov 28 2009

I agree in some ways because my Kiwi boyfriend is really the best!

michelle   #23   11:30 pm Nov 20 2009

I agree that kiwis are good lovers i can tell because i had a boyfriend who is a kiwi...but i beg to disagree that Germans are the worst lovers they are indeed sweet and lovely people not to mention their sexy body. I love my german bf and he smells really good

Wellington   #22   09:49 am Oct 05 2009

H #18..... I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that South Africa might just be an African country??? Feel free to correct me if my geography is a little off.

Stallion   #21   09:48 am Oct 05 2009

Reply to H #18

South Africa is an African country moron

Lucy   #20   09:09 am Oct 05 2009

my fiance is a kiwi and he is amazing in every way :) there are good and bad in every country so this poll has no relevance

Steve   #19   10:34 pm Oct 04 2009

Emma: Must be all you can attract huh? Doesn't say much for you either. Other women have had no trouble finding good ones.

H   #18   08:59 pm Oct 04 2009

Not one Asian or African country mentioned, so this poll only applies to about 30% of the world's population. In other words, it's totally meaningless.

Jason   #17   06:27 pm Oct 04 2009

So Russian men are too hairy but not the Spaniards/Italians/Brazilians ?

lol ok.


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