Remarkables School, remarkable titles

BY WILL HINE IN QUEENSTOWN
Last updated 05:00 08/12/2009
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Staff at Remarkables Primary School are set to adopt some remarkable job titles when it opens next year.

Teachers will be known as "expedition leaders", while the school receptionist will become the "director of first impressions".

Principal Debbie Dickson said the staff had been given titles that reflected the school philosophy of teaching and learning.

"Through our curriculum the children are going through learning pathways ... and as learners there are many pathways – the expedition leaders guide them through that learning.

"The director of first impressions is Angela (Murray), in the sense that she will greet most of the visitors into the school and so we wanted to give her that title."

Head teachers Melissa Mitchell-Bain and Grant Hammond are to be "learning community leaders", and will each oversee a group of four classrooms, known as a "learning pod". Job titles for Ms Dickson and deputy principal Sarah Graham are still being worked on.

It had not been decided whether pupils would address their expedition leaders using traditional honorifics or their first names.

"We need to talk about that as a whole staff. At the present time it is conventional names but it's something we will discuss further as we journey forward."

The school has also adopted unconventional names for parts of its campus – teaching spaces are "campfires", meeting places are "watering holes" and small one-on-one areas are "caves".

Ms Dickson said much of the language and many of the school themes were inspired by the Remarkables mountain range, beneath which the school sits.

Thirteen staff met for the first time on Saturday and will return together for the school year on January 20. The first stage of the $17.3 million, 460-pupil school opens to year 1 and 2 pupils on February 4.

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Chris   #36   09:15 am Dec 08 2009

Come into the Cave, children...wtf???

dan   #35   09:10 am Dec 08 2009

hahaha these titles are awesome. I do hope they're meant to be funny though, and they weren't actually sincere (or sober) when they came up with them

Victoria   #34   09:06 am Dec 08 2009

........wtf?

Al   #33   09:06 am Dec 08 2009

haha how lame is that.

Are these titles hereditary??

Anthony   #32   09:03 am Dec 08 2009

I thought official departure date was a long way off, but it appears that the Stupid Boat has set sail early.

What next, a guidance counsellor that's "Director of Student Morale"

Darren   #31   09:03 am Dec 08 2009

Strewth!!

What a lot of bollocks! How about concentrating on getting the kids to read, write and spell correctly before they leave school?

FFS - next they'll be banning bullrush and not celebrating Christmas in case it offends someone not familiar with our NZ customs.

D   #30   09:02 am Dec 08 2009

Is Stuff sure the reporting is factual. Sounds more like it would be a daycare centre than a Primary School. With Peter Pan and a flock of Tinker Bells to provide entertainment for children. Perhaps they do other things too, like using magic wands instead of pencils.

kelvin2   #29   09:02 am Dec 08 2009

I sort of like the idea, using the Remarkables as a theme for descriptors, but they lost me with the "Director of first impressions".

As long as the kids are still being educated, and taught how to read, write, and count.

If not, then all the kids will leave school with job titles like; check out operator, forecourt attendant, unemployed.

justice   #28   09:01 am Dec 08 2009

Lame and totally ridiculous! It's like calling a 'garbage collector' a "rubbish technician". Utter BS. Giving something or someone a fancy title does nothing to improve society. It borders on PC and perfect world utopian mentality that has no rational thought process or practicality in REAL everyday life. God NZ, what are we becoming? Dutch?

mark   #27   08:55 am Dec 08 2009

It might be wise to refer these matters to the Department of Silly Walks.Nice to see the whole school performing a Monty Python skit.


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