Scribe and the Natural Glow Ho

Scribe and the Natural Glow Ho Somebody poke out my eyes, for I have just watched the most vile thing on YouTube.

Something so heinous I almost attempted to scrub my eyeballs with extra strength Dettol and a wire brush. I feel violated.

If I was to say to you to picture Scribe rapping about stranger danger with Suzanne Paul - or, the ``Natural Glo ho'' as Scribe calls her, you'd say ``get outta here, Vicki, you been sniffing those extra gluey adhesive envelopes again?''. Uh uh.

Thanks C4 and The Jono Project, love your humour but shouldn't something like this come with a stickered warning? Suzanne Paul, who appears to be wearing the still warm carcass of a dead yak, is to rap what pigeon shit is to Kings of Leon.

Every time I close my eyes I can see her singing ``stranger danger it's a lolly exchanger''.

The lyrics are: ``Yeah, you know who it is.

It's MC Scribe yo and I got my girl Suzy P.

We gonna tell all you little homies of something you've gotta be careful of right now.

Yo kiddies when you walkin' down the street there's a man in a Corolla and he's got some sweets Got a pair of glasses and brown shoes upon his feet But don't get in his car when he offers you a treat Tell that pedo stick that candy up your ass When it comes to his lollies cos you wanna take a pass Cos any candy that he's got is salty and bitter cos he's been taking pages from the book of Gary f....g Glitter You want to avoid this guy if you are a child Or you'll be another case in the pedo (files) It's stranger danger he's a lolly exchanger, a kidnapping ranger If you don't want the pedo getting involved in your junkie punch that fool in his bulging blue monkey''.

Who knew pedos wore brown shoes? Maybe they douse them in Natural Glow? And why are rangers getting such a bad rap?

Scribe featuring Suzanne Paul - Stranger Danger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Xw7YKh1n8

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