The appealing Kiwi ordinariness of John Key

CHRIS TROTTER
Last updated 12:10 28/12/2010
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Chris Trotter

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John Key's greatest political gift is his levity. Which is not to say that the Prime Minister is inappropriately frivolous or comical - although he does have a politically endearing talent for self- deprecating humour. The word's original meaning was "lightness", and it is in this sense that I am using it.

This quality of lightness has not gone unnoticed by Key's colleagues. His deputy, Bill English, famously explained the difference between himself and his boss in an interview published in North & South magazine: "I'm a stayer, he's a sprinter. I grind away, John just bounces from one cloud to another."

In many countries Key's light touch would not be regarded as an asset. When politicians become prime ministers or presidents in these much older societies they are expected to put on political weight, and to evince at all times a judicious seriousness. In short, they are expected to display gravitas, not levitas.

New Zealanders are more than a little ambivalent on the subject of levitas versus gravitas. On the one hand, we do not expect our leaders to embarrass us on the world stage. On the other, we don't like leaders who put on too many airs and graces or talk down to us.

Like so many other populations descended from pioneering stock, New Zealanders place a much higher value on practical achievement than they do on artistic talent or intellectual accomplishment. Artists and intellectuals tend to make most Kiwis nervous. As voters, we regard a surfeit of intelligence and/or creativity in our leaders as an implied reproach for our own (meagre) abilities and tastes. In politics it is never wise to let the public think you think you're better than they are.

Strangely, we don't seem to mind if our leaders are richer than we are. Money, after all, is a wonderfully democratic thing. With sufficient hard work (and just a little bit of luck) just about anybody can become rich.

By contrast, great intellectual acuity and creative power are innate qualities. No amount of hard work can increase our native stock of intelligence and creativity (although it will certainly sharpen the skills we do possess). It's an inconvenient truth which gives the lie to, and undermines, New Zealanders' cherished egalitarian faith. That's why so many Kiwis are suspicious of individuals with too much talent. It smacks of unfairness, privilege and elitism. Such people are not to be trusted.

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Key is certainly a very wealthy man, but that fact alone does not condemn him in the eyes of most New Zealanders. After all, he did not inherit his money - he made it himself, by deploying the skills he was born with to their best effect. Indeed, the Prime Minister's humble background; the fact that he and his sisters were raised in a state house by their widowed mother; only serves to reinforce his fellow citizen's confidence in the universal attainability of the New Zealand dream.

A large pile of cash in the bank does, of course, possess the power to levitate just about anyone up, up and away from the daily drudgery of earning a living. For many people, however, the levity money confers can be personally devastating. It either breeds a sneering sense of superiority, or crippling feelings of guilt and/or obligation.

But, Key's public conduct reflects neither of these classic responses.

His wealth does not appear to have had any malign effect upon him. Miraculously, he has risen above even this.

What it has done is allow him to deploy the otherwise quite ordinary aspects of his life and personality as a devastating political weapon.

The Prime Minister is not a connoisseur of fine art. He doesn't attend the opera. He has penned no books, made no scientific breakthroughs, climbed no mountains, written no songs.

He does not mix with artists or intellectuals, nor does he espouse with any noticeable fervour the grand, all-encompassing ideologies and religions of mankind.

He is, however, a husband and a dad with two teenage kids. He does like to watch the rugby. He turns a mean steak on the family barbecue, and he drinks his beer straight from the bottle - just like hundreds of thousands of ordinary Kiwi blokes.

John Key's political balloon is inflated not simply by the fortune he made as a currency trader, but by the paradoxical pressures of New Zealand's thwarted egalitarianism.

Ordinariness is his helium. We push him up to prove that we, too, can rise.

The Prime Minister is said to practise the politics of aspiration. To aspire is to breathe out, to reach up, to soar.

John Key bounces from cloud to cloud on the warm updrafts of his nation's confidence; on New Zealanders' desperate conviction that politics can be, and should be, the province of ordinary men and women.

- © Fairfax NZ News

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enya   #15   11:13 am Mar 02 2011

john key is such a wise person with a resilient spirt he is the best to lead the country at this trial period. if someone think otherwise and reflect on their votes in november , it will bring griefs to the future of new zealand . not many politians have such a resilient spirit.

Unionman   #14   02:03 pm Jan 01 2011

Beware trhe wolf in sheeps clothing as the saying goes. National would like to have you think hes an ordinary bloke , all the while hes workinga way in the background to gut the working man of this country. (Its already started with the bowing down to Warner Bros and changing employment laws to suit a big multinational corporate!)

merl   #13   11:17 am Dec 31 2010

John Key reminds me quite alot of George W Bush. The smiling everyman that people feel they would like to have a beer with.

Bush did enough to get re-elected, it was only in his second term that people went really sour on him.

Murray Mexted   #12   11:17 pm Dec 30 2010

David #2 Do you actually know what derivatives are? They are a mathematical/scientific formular, and algorithim if you like that is designed to be so difficult to explain and impossible to unravel that even if a law has been broken and illegal back handed deals are done it is impossible to prosecute...as no one can truely explain what they are and what they do. Each is very different to the other and just as complex. You really think this is a good thing to be involved in...agree it seems better than Labour to have a fat cat banker at the helm....but is exactly they who ripped the heart out of the ordinary people of the western world and still have millions in the bank while millions of people lost everything.

Great stuff that - cheers John.

The Dude   #11   11:09 pm Dec 30 2010

John Key - 'The smiling Assasin' as he was known in the days when he got paid millions to gamble with others money and cash in at the expense of others....great guy. He was head of Foreign exchange and has other posts doing similar. So why since he has come into power has the NZD dollar strengthened so much and effectively crippled the country? It makes no sense - great to travel with once a year on holiday but our exports (the thing that keeps us going) are way over priced and tourism (our next big thing) gets a kick cause its way more expensive to travel here. Oh and we have to pay more because countries exporting to us encure higher costs.

Makes no sense unless something else is going on!!! Why are we always kept in the dark.

Waltraud   #10   04:53 pm Dec 30 2010

whatta load of bull..Key is like a swiss cheese, light with many holes, and when you let him a bit longer on the table he gets soft. very sweet comment Dianne#1..no substance at all

Rick   #9   12:47 pm Dec 30 2010

What is this obsession with "ordinary Kiwis"?!

I want man many more "Extraordinary Kiwis" to take us onward and upward. Ordinary ones are no use at all other than as worker bees.

Jeffrey Huffadine   #8   11:25 am Dec 30 2010

We all know that prime minister John Key is a jewish politician and enjoys having a beer but there are two things that John Key has done right and that he has made some good points and another thing is that he does not believe that God exists.All he is concerned about is himself and doesn't care about the ordinary working class and instead he much rather tax the heck out of us right into the ground.Aother thing that John Key did and that he worked as head of Merril Lynch which is a whole world away from a dumb currency trader.

marty steel   #7   12:43 am Dec 30 2010

Great artical Chris

Ron Mc   #6   09:57 pm Dec 29 2010

This piece is a brilliant satire. Such a clever parody of gormless sycophancy as to be indistinguishable from the real thing.

Very good, Chris.


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