Bruce Willis stars in Have a Sandwich and Let's Go Shopping - Then Die Hard. Because that makes as much sense to him as the title of his latest film, A Good Day to Die Hard.
In a very awkward interview on UK TV today, Willis appears reluctant to promote the film, offering one word, mumbled answers to questions and a shrug of the shoulders to clips of his character shooting up the screen.
Perhaps endless publicity tours for the Die Hard films have made him jaded - there is, after all, only so much you can say about a shabby cop who inexplicably finds himself saving the day from bad guys hell-bent on destroying skyscrapers, airports, New York and the internet.
Hilariously, the one topic that does get Willis animated during his appearance on BBC's One Show is the film's title.
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Cutting off a stream of toadying praise from host Matt Baker, he says: "Let me ask you guys, what about the title? Are you confused by it?"
Co-host Alex Jones admits she did think the name was strange, to which Willis responds: "I don't understand it. It's a Good Day to Die Hard? No, I'm still working on it.
"It's a difficult title. It's A Good Day... To... Die...eee..."
Jones tries to roll with Willis's oddness and chips in: "I suppose it's because you had kind of a good day, and if you would have died then so be it. Is that it?"
Willis isn't convinced though: "That's it, have a sandwich and let's go shopping - then die hard."
Frustrated, Baker then asks: "Would that have been your chosen title?"
Willis: "It makes about as much sense."
The other Die Hard titles explained for Willis.
Die Hard - Willis plays an old fashioned New York cop who not only stubbornly resists change and clings onto seemingly hopeless or outdated causes but he's also hard to kill.
Die Hard 2: Die Harder - Willis' cop is back for a second helping. The stakes are higher so the dying will be harder.
Die Hard with a Vengeance - The brother of the head bad guy killed in the first film wants revenge. Dictionary time, Bruce: Vengeance is the act of taking revenge.
Die Hard 4.0 - The film is about the web. Surely even you've heard about the web, Bruce?
A Good Day to Die Hard hits New Zealand cinemas on February 14.