Steve Braunias

If all else fails, save the whales

police notebook

OPINION: In her final diary entry, ACT Party donor Danyel Southwark packs up and heads back to Timaru.

Danyel loses grip on reality

the luminaries

OPINION: ACT Party donor Danyel Southwark, traumatised by the election result, begins to lose her grip on reality.

Coming to terms with reality

miley cyrus

OPINION: ACT Party donor and Auckland mother of two Danyel Southwark is yet to come to terms with the election result ...

Stumbling through defeat

Everyday Housewife Danyel Southwark shares her thoughts on the week past, as relayed by satirist Steve Braunias.

'Waste of time'

Ballot box

Wellington housewife and Labour Party activist Harriet Wakefield puts aside her personal problems (lesbian affair, addiction to synthetic cannabis) to focus on the election campaign.

Focusing on the election

dirty politics

OPINION: ACT Party donor and Auckland mother of two Danyel Southwark forgets her personal problems (fraud, child abuse) to focus on the party's election campaign.

Politics, and life and death

Robin Williams

OPINION: Wellington housewife and Labour Party activist Harriet Wakefield is sidetracked when she has a lesbian affair with an Internet Party supporter ...

Battle on Epsom doorsteps

david seymour

OPINION: Everyday Housewife Danyel Southwark gives her breakdown on the week past, as relayed by satirist Steve Braunias.

Strange hook-ups

Dark Horse

OPINION: Wellington housewife Harriet Wakefield begins to wonder whether she made the right decision to leave her husband for a woman.

Get that man away from me

David Cunliffe

OPINION: A trip to the bank ends with an apology - but not from Everyday Housewife Danyel Southwark.

Boiling and steaming break

Kim Dotcom

OPINION: It's not an entirely comfortable week for everyday housewife Harriet Wakefield in Rotorua with her ex-lover.

A Fairlie relaxing getaway

Mackenzie Rams pies

OPINION: A holiday in Tonga is passed up for a trip home for everyday housewife Danyel Southwark.

Good, bad, scary

murray mccully

OPINION: Wellington housewife and Labour Party activist Harriet Wakefield tries to get her life back on track after she leaves her husband for a woman.

Getting by however you can

Donghua Liu

Everyday Housewife Danyel Southwark has fallen on hard times, but is a stranger about to change her luck?

Cunriffe's Chinese whispers

david cunliffe

OPINION: Everyday housewife Harriet Wakefield listens in as rumours spell a bad week for politician David Cunliffe.

Have a cheese sandwich

sandwich

OPINION: Homemade sandwiches satisfy a politician, but everyday housewife Danyel Southwark's children are harder to please.

Power plays keep them guessing

Internet Mana Party

OPINION: Everyday Housewife Harriet Wakefield shares her thoughts on the week past, as relayed by satirist Steve Braunias.

Jolly bad show wherever you go

Rolf Harris at his trial

OPINION: Everyday Housewife Danyel Southwark shares her thoughts on the week past, as relayed by satirist Steve Braunias.

Relief in last few packs

synthetic cannabis

Everyday Housewife Harriet Wakefield shares her thoughts on the week past, as relayed by satirist Steve Braunias.

I know how Lorde feels

Paparazzi

Everyday housewife Danyel Southwark experiences the discomfort of being paparazzi fodder.

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