I'm clearly the tour's token creepy old man. Every tour has one, just the way every hostel dorm has one.
France kept its title as the world's top tourist destination in 2013, drawing nearly 85 million visitors.
Between Rome and Tuscany, the often overlooked region of Umbria contains many delights.
At this museum, you could whisper into van Gogh's ear. It's been regrown with DNA from a living relative.