A quick check of our coordinates confirms we're about as close to the middle of nowhere as you can get.
The Western world has made little impression on this unspoilt South Pacific paradise.
It's been dubbed it the world's friendliest volcano, but you still don't want to get too close.
When darkness falls, a whole new world appears beneath the sea in Fiji's Vanua Levu.
It seemed like a good idea: move the entire population of Tokelau to New Zealand.