They say sex sells. But sometimes it just gets you into trouble, if the attendant following me is anything to go by.
One of the busiest days in Cusco's tourist calendar is a jostling mass of humanity and a riot of colour and pageantry.
This city was purpose-built to be a capital. But it also became a masterpiece.
Even when you're facing humiliation (like me), you'll look back on these moments as highlights.
It's the end of the world as we know. But here you'll feel fine.