It would be pet-friendly. Except for snakes. Indigenous ones could live there, but they'd have to wear bells.
This year, for the first time, there's been a tie for the nationality most likely to get nude at the beach.
Three Kiwi beaches have made it to a list of the world's best 100 beaches by cnn.com.
Laying back on a beautiful sandy beach is the perfect way to recharge your batteries (especially in Winter).
Whatever your penchant, there is a beach somewhere in the world that is just right for you.
The island utopia Hollywood ruined
Are island holidays becoming too cliched?
Brighton: It rocks
The world's best beaches: Emily Bay
Best beaches: On our back doorstep
Is this New Zealand's best beach?
Best beach in the world named
Pacific paradises you must visit
World's best beaches: Kai Iwi
World's best beaches: Papamoa
All Blacks bite back, secure Bledisloe Cup
Sticky beak is New Zealand's tooled-up kea
Steve Hansen lauds near flawless All Blacks
Sparks fly, three injured before Bledisloe match
Punter fumes at TAB muzzle
No place to hide for Wallabies at Eden Park
New Donghua Liu donation uncovered
Father of 16 probed for baby-farming
Drug giant incites war of the sexes
Body discovered after Titahi Bay house blaze
Recipe: Baked lemon tart
A1 threat to NZ dairy
Seven slashed in knife attack in Guangzhou
Tower solvency margin reduced
Bank of America settles mortgage probes
Bizarre payouts for work injuries
Wealth split worse than most realise
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