It would be pet-friendly. Except for snakes. Indigenous ones could live there, but they'd have to wear bells.
This year, for the first time, there's been a tie for the nationality most likely to get nude at the beach.
Three Kiwi beaches have made it to a list of the world's best 100 beaches by cnn.com.
Laying back on a beautiful sandy beach is the perfect way to recharge your batteries (especially in Winter).
Whatever your penchant, there is a beach somewhere in the world that is just right for you.
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Brighton: It rocks
The world's best beaches: Emily Bay
Best beaches: On our back doorstep
Is this New Zealand's best beach?
Best beach in the world named
Pacific paradises you must visit
World's best beaches: Kai Iwi
World's best beaches: Papamoa
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PM denies briefing on spy papers
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Renters blissfully unaware of their risks
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The deadliest ingredient in our food
Light plane makes emergency landing
Eight's the age to get kids saving
10 amazing Auckland kitchens
Raw and dairy-free olive sunburgers
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