It would be pet-friendly. Except for snakes. Indigenous ones could live there, but they'd have to wear bells.
This year, for the first time, there's been a tie for the nationality most likely to get nude at the beach.
Three Kiwi beaches have made it to a list of the world's best 100 beaches by cnn.com.
Laying back on a beautiful sandy beach is the perfect way to recharge your batteries (especially in Winter).
Whatever your penchant, there is a beach somewhere in the world that is just right for you.
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Is this New Zealand's best beach?
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Pacific paradises you must visit
World's best beaches: Kai Iwi
World's best beaches: Papamoa
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