It would be pet-friendly. Except for snakes. Indigenous ones could live there, but they'd have to wear bells.
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Laying back on a beautiful sandy beach is the perfect way to recharge your batteries (especially in Winter).
Whatever your penchant, there is a beach somewhere in the world that is just right for you.
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World's best beaches: Papamoa
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