The white sand beaches of Mozambique have more coconut palms than people on them.
"One wave is all it takes to free the funk," mental-health awareness-raising event organiser SJ Cansdale says.
If your idea of a good holiday is lounging in - or on - crystal clear water, look no further.
A motorbike, bus, taxi and longtail boats later, you'll arrive in paradise, devoid of Western partygoers.
An Auckland marina where you can hand-feed snapper, kingfish and stingrays.