Trying to shut your suitcase does not have to end in tears.
Where else would get $150 bottle of 'halal' non-alcoholic sparkling white wine with flecks of 24-carat gold leaf ?
Even the most famous writers in history needed a retreat to cure creative blocks.
Despite being one of our closest neighbours, New Caledonia is relatively off the radar for Australasian travellers.
I am the 1 per cent. I know this with certainty as I recline in my private business-class pod.