MH17 conspiracy theories

19:58, Jul 20 2014
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A pro-Russian separatist stands at the crash site of MH17 near the settlement of Grabovo in Ukraine's Donetsk region.
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A man looks at debris from Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 which landed in a field of sunflowers in Rassipnoye, Ukraine.
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Coal miners take a break after searching fields looking for remnants of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 in Grabovo, Ukraine.
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A man shows a piece of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 which landed in his garden in Rassipnoye, Ukraine.
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Wreckage is pictured at the crash site of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17, near the Ukraine settlement of Grabovo.
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Flowers and mementos lie on wreckage at the crash site of MH17, near the Ukraine settlement of Grabovo.
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Mementos placed at the crash site of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 near the Ukraine settlement of Rozspyne in the Donetsk region.
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Wreckage is pictured at the crash site of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17, near the Ukraine settlement of Grabovo in the Donetsk region.
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Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 wreckage near the Ukraine settlement of Grabovo.
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Flowers, candles and other tributes in front of the Netherlands embassy in Kiev, Ukraine, in memory of the victims of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17.
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Members of the Ukrainian Emergency Ministry carry a body near the wreckage at the crash site of MH17, near the settlement of Grabovo.
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People look at flowers and messages left by local residents for MH17 crash victims outside the Dutch embassy in Kiev, Ukraine.
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Kiev residents light a candle for victims of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17, outside the Dutch embassy in Ukraine.
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People look at flowers and messages left by Kiev residents for victims of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17, outside Ukraine's Dutch embassy.
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Members of the Ukrainian Emergency Ministry carry a body at the crash site of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17, near the settlement of Grabovo.
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A pro-Russian separatist stands at the crash site of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17, near the settlement of Grabovo in Ukraine's Donetsk region.
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A pro-Russian separatist guards the crash site of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17.
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Flowers and mementos are left for the victims of the plane crash.
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Monitors from the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe and members of a forensic team inspect the remains of victims from the downed flight MH17, at a railway station in the eastern Ukrainian town of Torez.
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Bodies are loaded into a truck at the crash site by Ukrainian Emergencies Ministry staff.
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A pro-Russia rebel guards a train containing the bodies of victims of the Malaysia Airlines crash.
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Senior Ukrainian separatist leader Aleksander Borodai gestures as a rebel places the black boxes of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 on a desk.
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A satellite image shows the crash site of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 in Ukraine, dangerously close to a village.
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A guard stands on the train carrying the remains of MH17's victims as it arrives in the city of Kharkiv after days of delays.
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Armed pro-Russian separatists watch as monitors from the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe and Malaysian air crash investigators inspect the crash site.

Conspiracy theories have always followed in the shadows of major tragedies, but the web seems to make all that detective work so much easier.

You have forums like Reddit's /r/conspiracy. Unabashedly unhinged "news" sites, like Infowars and Before Its News. And Friday morning, less than 24 hours after MH17 went down in Eastern Ukraine, all of them were frothing with alternative explanations for the crash.

Needless to say, these explanations rarely make any sense; conspiracy theories, particularly the viral Internet variety, are generally a cobbled patchwork of paranoia, wild speculation and overconfident amateur "sleuthing." (Think the photos that circled Reddit after the Boston Marathon bombings, with their colour-coded circles and cherry-picked "smoking guns.")

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Malaysia Airlines flight 17 from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur.
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The crash site of Malaysia Airlines flight 17 near the village of Grabovo, Ukraine.
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Emergencies Ministry members work at the site of a Malaysia Airlines plane crash near Grabovo, Ukraine.
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Emergencies Ministry members work at the site of a Malaysia Airlines plane crash near Grabovo, Ukraine.
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Wreckage from Malaysia Airlines flight 17 smoulders at the main crash site.
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Wreckage from Malaysia Airlines flight 17 smoulders at the main crash site.
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Wreckage from Malaysia Airlines flight 17 smoulders at the main crash site.
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Wreckage from Malaysia Airlines flight 17 smoulders at the main crash site.
Part of the wreckage of a Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 is seen after it crashed near the settlement of Grabovo in the Donetsk region.
Part of the wreckage of a Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 is seen after it crashed near the settlement of Grabovo in the Donetsk region.
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The site of the Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 plane crash near the settlement of Grabovo in the Donetsk region.
The upper floor of Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport is reserved for family and relatives of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17.
The upper floor of Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport is reserved for family and relatives of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17.
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An Emergencies Ministry member walks at the site of the Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 plane crash in Ukraine.
People bring flowers and candles to the Dutch embassy to commemorate the victims of the Malaysia Airlines plane crash.
People bring flowers and candles to the Dutch embassy to commemorate the victims of the Malaysia Airlines plane crash.
Family members of passengers on Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 on a bus bringing them to a separate area at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport.
Family members of passengers on Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 on a bus bringing them to a separate area at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport.
Russian President Vladimir Putin and other high-ranked officials observe a minute's silence for victims of the Malaysia Airlines plane crash.
Russian President Vladimir Putin and other high-ranked officials observe a minute's silence for victims of the Malaysia Airlines plane crash.
US President Barack Obama speaks about the crash of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17, during a visit to Wilmington, Delaware.
US President Barack Obama speaks about the crash of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17, during a visit to Wilmington, Delaware.
Armed pro-Russian separatists stand at the site of the Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 plane crash near the settlement of Grabovo.
Armed pro-Russian separatists stand at the site of the Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 plane crash near the settlement of Grabovo.
Talking to reporters, Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak (R) demands swift justice for those responsible for the crash of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17, as Defence Minister Hishammuddin Hussein looks on.
Talking to reporters, Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak (R) demands swift justice for those responsible for the crash of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17, as Defence Minister Hishammuddin Hussein looks on.
Schiphol Chief Executive Jos Nijhuis, Malaysia Airlines Senior Vice President Huib Gorter (middle) and Malaysia's ambassador to the Netherlands Fauziah Binti Mohd Taib at a news conference on flight MH17 at Schiphol Airport.
Schiphol Chief Executive Jos Nijhuis, Malaysia Airlines Senior Vice President Huib Gorter (middle) and Malaysia's ambassador to the Netherlands Fauziah Binti Mohd Taib at a news conference on flight MH17 at Schiphol Airport.
Smoke rises from the wreckage of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17.
Smoke rises from the wreckage of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17.
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A firefighter stands as flames burst amongst the wreckages of the MH17.
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The wreckage smoulders at the site of the MH17 crash.
An Emergencies Ministry member walks at the site of the Malaysia Airlines plane crash.
An Emergencies Ministry member walks through the site of the Malaysia Airlines plane crash.
A woman who said she believed her sister was on Malaysia Airlines flight MH17, cries as she waits for more information.
A woman who said she believed her sister was on Malaysia Airlines flight MH17, cries as she waits for more information.
A father and daughter light candles at the Dutch embassy to commemorate the victims of Malaysia Airlines MH17.
A father and daughter light candles at the Dutch embassy to commemorate the victims of Malaysia Airlines MH17.
People light candles at the Malaysian embassy for victims of Malaysia Airlines MH17.
People light candles at the Dutch embassy for victims of Malaysia Airlines MH17.
People place candles and flowers at the Dutch embassy for victims of Malaysia Airlines MH17.
People place candles and flowers at the Dutch embassy for victims of Malaysia Airlines MH17.
A family member cries as she receives the news of the ill fated flight MH17.
A family member cries as she receives the news of the ill fated flight MH17.
A Malaysian woman who had a relative on board the Malaysian Airlines MH17 reacts to messages on her mobile phone as she waits to travel to Kuala Lumpur.
A Malaysian woman who had a relative on board the Malaysian Airlines MH17 waits to travel to Kuala Lumpur.
Relatives of passengers onboard the downed Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 arrive at Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
Relatives of passengers onboard the downed Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 arrive at Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
A father and daughter light candles at the Dutch embassy to commemorate the victims of Malaysia Airlines MH17.
Malaysian Siti Dina weeps after seeing her daughter's name on the list of passengers on board MH17.
A security officer passes a Malaysia Airlines advertisement at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport in Sepang, Malaysia.
A security officer passes a Malaysia Airlines advertisement at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport in Sepang
A man (in blue) whose family was onboard the Malaysia Airlines MH17 consoles another who had just arrived with her wife to receive confirmation that their daughter's family was onboard the plane, at Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
A man (in blue) whose family was onboard the Malaysia Airlines MH17 consoles another who had just arrived with her wife to receive confirmation that their daughter's family was onboard the plane, at Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
A relative of a passenger onboard the Malaysia Airlines (MAS) MH17 is assisted by MAS staff members as she leaves Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
A relative of a passenger onboard the Malaysia Airlines (MAS) MH17 is assisted by MAS staff members as she leaves Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
Malaysian Siti Dina speaks to media as she arrives to confirm news that her daughter was on board Malaysia Airlines MH17 at Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
Malaysian Siti Dina speaks to media as she arrives to confirm news that her daughter was on board Malaysia Airlines MH17 at Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
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Members of the public walk past signage on the Princes Bridge for the 20th International AIDS Conference in Melbourne, Australia. Twenty-seven Australians and more than 100 AIDS activists, researchers, health workers and delegates bound for the major conference were among those aboard MH17.
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Relatives of passengers on board Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 arrive at Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
A journalist takes photographs at the site of Thursday's Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 plane crash
A journalist takes photographs at the site of Thursday's Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 plane crash.
Members of the Ukrainian Emergency Ministry search for bodies near the site of Thursday's Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 plane crash.
Members of the Ukrainian Emergency Ministry search for bodies near the site of Thursday's Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 plane crash.
Members of the Ukrainian Emergency Ministry search for bodies near the site of Thursday's Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 plane crash.
Members of the Ukrainian Emergency Ministry search for bodies near the site of Thursday's Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 plane crash.
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A woman lights candles at a memorial for victims of the downed Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 in Kuala Lumpur.
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Pro-Russian separatists look at passengers' belongings at the crash site of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17.
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A pro-Russian separatist holds a stuffed toy found at the crash site of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17.
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A flower placed on wreckage is pictured at the crash site of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17.
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A man blocks access to the scene of the crash of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 as emergency personnel remove the bodies of passengers.

That said, it would be foolish to dismiss these theories out of hand, if only because so many people believe them.

Research has indicated not only that conspiracy theories are a response to powerlessness, but that perfectly logical and otherwise normal people frequently buy in - as many as half of American adults, according to a recent study from the University of Chicago.

That doesn't make the MH17 theories any more realistic, or, in some case, any less offensive. But it does make them worth considering. After all, these are more than wacky fringe drivel - they are, in some ways, an expression of grief. (Worse, they're things you might find yourself arguing with family members six months from now.)

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1. A world power shot the plane down to start World War III.

Theories diverge as to whether said power was Russia, the US, Israel or some other Western country, but they all agree as to motive: The downed plane is, theorists claim, the perfect excuse for either NATO to invade Russia, or Russia to invade Ukraine.

"We can clearly see an attempted false flag to launch WW3 unfolding," the "alternative" news site Before Its News said. Enthused Redditors also pointed to a Russian tweet sent on June 17, which appeared to predict a civilian plane crash and a consequent NATO invasion.

As far as fringe theories go, this one isn't all that wacky: It at least admits the plane was shot down. But attacking a civilian plane is a war crime, not to mention a great way to alienate the entire international community - which makes it somewhat less than strategic.

2. A major world power shot the plane down to distract from Gaza/the border crisis/the "World Currency Reset"/the next Snowden release/fill-in-the-blank.

"The media is in a frenzy today," warned one /r/conspiracy commenter, echoing many others. "We must remember one thing, when they have a lot of things to show you, it means there is something they don't want you to look at."

Popular contenders for things we, the dreaded "MSM," do not want you to see include Israel's incursion into Gaza and the ongoing illegal immigration crisis at the US-Mexico border. Oddly, both topics feature prominently on both front pages and homepages - so if MH17 was a distraction, it didn't really work.

3. A major world power shot the plane down to cover up the man-made origins of HIV/AIDS.

The news that a number of prominent HIV/AIDS workers were on the plane prompted some isolated speculation that the attack involved their research in some way - perhaps as a cover-up for AIDS' "man-made origins," another popular theory among the tin-hat set. 

One Redditor pointed out that, 16 years ago, AIDS-patient advocate and World Health official Jonathan Mann also died in a plane crash that conspiracists find suspect. (A four-year, multi-million-dollar investigation into that crash concluded that it was caused by an electrical fire, and fed by flammable materials in the plane.)

4. Ukraine shot the plane down to kill Vladimir Putin.

This rumour actually originated with Russia's state-run Interfax news agency before seeping into the US. Per Interfax, Putin's presidential jet flew the same route as MH17 at almost the same time, and his aircraft was the same size and colouring as the downed plane - leading some to speculate that the crash was an assassination attempt gone very wrong. ("This was a deliberate attempt to shoot down the Russian presidential plane carrying Vladimir Putin one his way from the Latin American visit," wrote blogger Lada Rey, in all-caps.)

But as Russia's RT, another state-run news outlet, debunked shortly thereafter, Putin's plane has not flown over Ukraine since the start of conflict there, and he certainly wasn't flying that flight path Thursday. At the time, Putin was returning to Moscow from Brazil.

5. The plane was not shot down at all.

In a variation of the World War III theory, popular YouTube conspiracy vlogger DAHBOO77 - who specialises in speculative "bombshells!" on everything from Pope Francis to TB - has claimed the plane was intentionally diverted into east Ukraine, where it was then intentionally crashed or blown up by on-board explosives. According to this theory, Ukraine (or Russia, or the US, or anybody else), could then "claim" the aircraft was shot down and use it as an excuse for an invasion.

Dahboo's primary evidence for this is a series of dashcam videos that show MH17 exploding on the ground, not in the air. ("How many movies, how many cartoons have you watched and seen a plane go down?" he demands, apparently assuming that cartoon plane-crashes always follow the laws of physics.) Aviation experts actually say the plane would explode on the ground if the missile hit it at any point besides the fuselage.

6. In fact, the plane never even took off!

A barely coherent post on the popular "awareness blog" Nesara News claims MH17 was cancelled because the radar site FlightRadar24.com lists it that way. (Flight Radar refers, of course, to the fact that it never landed - not that it never left.) Nesara, unfortunately, is still "trying to figure" out what airplane the photos actually depict, if not MH17. But he and several others have one tentative theory ...

7. MH17 is actually MH 370.

After all, they're both Boeing 777s - and the plane that disappeared in March still hasn't been found! "Yes the plane was boarded in Amsterdam," reads one post on the forum Above Top Secret. "This does not prove the case that it must be the MH17. It could be the MH370 rigged with explosives." According to that particular strain of the MH370 theory, the disappeared plane was planted to start World War III.

But Illuminati Watcher has an ever better idea: Maybe MH370 was swallowed by aliens/a space vortex and just now spit out over Ukraine. (As the watcher himself points out, this conveniently mirrors the plot of a short-lived TV show called "The Event.") For the record, every available piece of evidence suggests that MH 370 is in a million pieces on the bottom of the Indian Ocean.

8. The Illuminati did it.

This one's a bit of a given: Rarely does a tragedy or TV awards show pass without somebody claiming the Illuminati's involved. Illuminati-watchers had a lot of material with this one, too: MH17 was a Boeing 777, it allegedly first flew on 7/17/97, and it was in service for 17 years. All of those numbers are significant to the Illuminati, the mysterious, occult group hellbent on achieving global domination, per the people who believe in these things. To further compound the issue, Illuminati-watchers were already aflutter over "occult messaging" in a recent speech by IMF head Christine Legarde and a 2013 performance by ... rapper Kendrick Lamar. Insists The Conspiracy Zone - a site that also argues Beyonce is an agent of the devil - "this is obviously another Illuminati false flag event to bring in the Antichrist and New World Order."

It's human nature to seek answers, of course - particularly when none are forthcoming. Suffice it to say, though, that these ones probably are not it.

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