Henk Smit stood in front of 600 farmers and put his hand up as the one struck by "disaster".
18 min ago Decimated by a sad comedy of injuries, the Crusaders proved why they are a real chance to retain their title.
They're a tidily-dressed nuclear family, living in a modern home. Without help they'd "starve".
9:22 PM Moisture's the biggest enemy, so prioritise shower domes and extractor fans.
"Speak in a language 99 per cent of us can understand," he yelled as te reo was uttered.
In debt and wanting a new life with his lover, UK army sergeant concocted murder plan.